La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 13, 2017

I don’t see what so complicated about this. When it’s potentially COOL, it’s real. When it’s potentially a PROBLEM, it’s not. Simple!

(Sarcasm doesn’t really translate well on here, does it?)

The Rump has heard that that Einstein guy is a really smart dude.

Bottling Republican hot air would be an infinite power source.

Specifically, by a lyin’ drive

….thought by now you’d re-al-ize,you can’t hide your lying eyes…..

Republicans want to get rid of all scientists and replace them with an “I’m not a scientist, but…” coalition.

Any spaceship powered by trump lies would be an FTL (faster than light) ship.

Thought I had heard it all, guess not! However, “Que Viva Trump.”

The only Mars tRump knows anything about is the one that makes candy bars.