Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2017

Try pumpkin…makes a nice smear…appeals to the fart joke crowd.

Isn’t the gold standard a whipped cream pie?

Also avoid chocolate lest you’re accused of working in blackface; hence, racially insensitive.

Red, gelatinous, oozing, severe head trauma ensures prompt service at the emergency room.

Methinks the Prop Guys favor shaving cream; it holds up well, sticks convincingly, and is a whole lot easier to work with than any real pie….

Cool Whip works fine as well.