Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 15, 2009

Geez, I don’t even wanna know about the research involved in that book. Scott’s boss sure is one weird dude.

Plagiarism! I used that title for my dissertation!

The exchange about Tesla in the first panel is classic.

Did you know that over half the human population doesn’t have a penis?

Do you know that it’s believed that only the human population suffers from bleeep envy?

Did you know it only gets “bleeeped” if you embarrass the comics.com editors by calling attention to their own psychoses?

I’m not sure which makes me laugh more, the comic, or the comments attached to it..

Try as I might, I simply cannot imagine anyone I know actually standing up on his or her hind legs and saying right out loud, “We’d rather not talk about duck penises.” Maybe I just don’t know the right crowd.

I had a biology teacher in college that argued women had an incomplete developed penis. Its testicles, they don’t have. I always saw it as a little man in a canoe.

I am truly amazed!!! My first experience at being bleeped. And for using a word that was used over and over again in the strip. GO FIGURE.

1N10 - actually, in fetal development both sexes have the same organs - in women, the organs migrate upward to become the ovaries; in men, downward to become the testicles. The word-that-shall-be-bleeped corresponds to the woman’s clitoris.

”Yes, and nothing can change that.”     Have you tried a few gallons of Chlorox, followed by an ammonia enema ..?

And to think Scott, you made fun of my book and inferred that I could not use a factoid properly! Nana nana boo boo to you!!!

How’d he find out that cat’s penises have little barbs on them? Or that ducks have penises at all? Just hope he wasn’t involved with the research…

Sorry, Scott – there are already LOTS of books and articles, both scholarly and popular, on that very subject.

“Wild Wangs” is a great title though :-)

Lmao! The second panel cracked me up!