Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 13, 2010

I couldn’t picture you doing the other thing, Cosmo.

That’s why I don’t lose weight. I don’t forget to exercise, I forget I have exercised!!

My memory does pushups, pullups, squat thrusts, wall leaps, three-mile sprints, then forgets it all right away…

As Chauncey Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ”

And he lived to be 18 days short of 94 years old, having been born in 1834. There aren’t many doctors who can match that!!

Old guy says, “I don’t drink, smoke, or consort with wild women, and tomorrow I celebrate my 94th birthday.”

Other guy thinks for a minute and asks, “How?”

People lose weight by jumping to conclusions, grabbing at straws, etc. etc. etc. Think about it…

And wrestling with your conscience?

Leaping to conclusions and jumping the gun are a few more.

Exercise to me is when I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, enough exercise for me

ElDo, the spammers come back with a slightly different name than the one in the account that was deleted.

birdshit

terrencio: did you mean bull s#!t?

I’m already in shape. “Round” and “Pear” are shapes, aren’t they?