Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 26, 2017

CUB REPORTER TO EDITOR: Stop confusing me with the facts!!

And perhaps it should follow him.

I hit my big sister once. Should that follow me? I was five.

I only now just noticed the sign on the door. What’s cub reporter doing in the teacher’s lounge?

Go to The Rolling Stone, they’ll publishing it and probably juice the story to make it more sensational.

In all reality , Double D you’ve done some great stories this past year but you need to be well rounded as a reporter. Here some stories I’d like you to work on , Prom Plans & Dressès, The Drive to Hawaii for the Travel Section and A Day in the Life of a Loveable Alcoholic – Marty Moon ,a human interest story.

I think Milford CC has gone under, no longer operational. We haven’t visited there in at least two years.

I’m getting the feeling that baseball is going to run into September at this rate.

How about doing a story about the warehouse of GIL mugs the school board is paying for. Or one about Gil and Kaz never showing up for work.

P1, No, this story is killing our audience.

P2, Or you could be protecting the next O.J.

P3, But Double D, you’ve got a real future at the National Inquirer.

I’m liking Miss Spectacles (what is her name?) more and more. She’s considering all of the ramifications and not taking the story at face value.

Wow – is this the comic version of a subtweet? Sounds like they’re calling out the media in general on this one…

We still don’t know the circumstances surrounding his “hitting a girl” do we? What sort of hit? Did she hit him first? Was she making fun of his sincere belief that his recently deceased younger brother had returned as a magical waterfowl?

Query: Are GIRLS allowed to hit girls or is no one allowed to hit girls? Asking for a friend.

What an idiot. She basically has a rumor, and wants to run with it.

A real reporter wouldn’t give a feather or a fig about ruining someones life.

Don’t worry, DD. If you want to do a hit job, Fox News has an open seat for you.

P-1: Planned author-hoodP-2: Now we know where Mary Worth’s (given up for adoption) daughter is.P-3: On-line? What’s that? It’s time to brood, sulk, and plan a way to get around you anti-free Speechers.

The kid could be the victim of false accusations. He could’ve been defending himself from her attack. I saw that happen once when a girl charged into a boy with rage and pounding fists after he ignored her taunts. Her forearms got bruised as he struggled to get free of her. Next day, she was telling everyone how he attacked her. If a few others and I had not seen it, he could’ve gone to jail.

Always keep an open mind.

Good to see a faculty sponsor using good judgement.