Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 05, 2010

The food’s getting smarter than either Brewster or Cliff. Not good any way you… er, slice it.

I suspect that most food is already smarter than those two. What’s bad is when it gets more aggressive than Pam.

“Get back on the plate right now!” “Eat me! …D’oh!”

Status = ignore

Please Disregard,

Test Message to see if the profile is operational.

regards, TOMOTH

The problem with talking food is that it keeps repeating itself.

And the cannibal’s wife disagreed with him.

“He disagreed with something that ate him.”

Licence to Kill - Ian Fleming

Yeah, cannibals have the same problem.

Lewreader, that’s why he became a cannibal.

Did Dr. Larry Kyle, of Genway food labs, have anything to do with this?

Hello, TOMOTH: I’m The DOCTOR, this is “MUFFIN” on the avatar. Would you like a JellyBaby?

The true horror came when someone found out Dr. Mel’s secret ingredient: “It’s made out of people’s spleens!”

The leftovers are revolting. Run!

S. W., does that mean Winky will be out of luck?

Ah yes, the cannibal passed his friend in the woods…

he is no longer a friend

“It must have been somebody he ate!”

Sandfan, wasn’t that “Live and let Die?”