Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 19, 2017

Tattle-tale if you ask me.

I’m guessin’ the lad in yellow with black horizontal stripe was in need of some extra exercise aided first by Andy and then the ref himself?

He didn’t even say ‘useless’, he said ‘rubbish’…!

It’s kinda like using the third person…

Reminds me of an old cartoon where a kid tells the teacher he got a black eye “in a fight with a kid who said you’re not the prettiest teacher in the school.”

Andy is lazy but also rather shrewd and manipulative.

Why did the Ref believe Andy?

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@Afficionado

I would hate to do nothing, I would be bored out of my skull. So if me doing something means I have a shorter life so be it.

My day was a little busy but not too bad.

I hate cutting my toenails, I’m always scared I’m going to clip the skin instead of my nail and it makes me shudder. Being left handed doesn’t help.

I only have 2 favourite animals which are dogs and horses.

Hope you have a lovely weekend. Going to Newcastle again tomorrow. I usually just sit in the house at weekends when I’m not at my Auntie’s.

Is anyone else having problems reading the replies to comments?

@PCOLLI – Yes it is screwed up!

Any fix in sight GoComics? This for reading Replies.

Typical sneaky Andy.