Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 25, 2017

Well bread…? He looks like a loafer to me…

Wow….

When he came in, he was in crumby shape… honestly, they thought he was toast.

Still, they put him under the knife, and things started to pan out for him.

But they thought it would take at yeast a good while longer till he could rise on his own.

They’ve turned him out now… with orders for a little time loafing about the house, and then he’ll be truly heeled.

Mr Thompson is not going to like this, so I won’t mention what that bagel looks like.

I donut approve of this humor.

Wouldn’t you like to butter him up?

He will be toast soon enough.

The real question is if he has enough dough to pay the bill.

they left out a comma between “well” and “bread.”

Looks a bit pastry

Can’t get more whitebread than that guy.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whitebread

Hmmm…interesting “belly button” on that bread. Butt I digress…

A couple of delicious looking nurses!

Shut your donut hole.