Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 20, 2017

And when did Matt get elected to "Con"gress??

Yes and he is now the Speaker.

I met Matt when I went to school in Central Falls. I haven’t forgotten the incident in Jenks Park. This explains a lot.

He finally achieve his goal at being somebody significant to the world, and he sucks at it.

The various Suck terms are hilarious and innovative.

Can’t we quarantine him somewhere to protect the populace?

Hey, wait! His levels don’t “fluctuate”, they “sucktuate”!

I imagine he would suck less than the current sucketary of education.

Secretly however, Bill is quite happy with Matt’s suckimosity…

Best giggle of the day

I assume by if you replace “suck”: with “jinx” it would mean the same thing. I wonder if Matt is affected by it, himself or just those around him?