Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2017

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How can you resist the smoked surgeon?

    Order the obstetrician too, and you’ll get free delivery.

    Why eat a healthy diet now?

    Aren’t you. umm… rather late?

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    angeldscoobydoo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Doctors are supposed to be good for you, though.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Don’t fill up on the quack-ers.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Make sure you wash the protologists really well.

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    besides, their blood is doctored…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    BOO!

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    They might, on the other hand, consider opthalmologists as a sight for sore eyes.

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