I’ve always liked SPG. He has a wide variety of talents, always employed (albeit underemployed) and consistently exerts a positive attitude.
His potbelly, his Les Nessman-inspired bandaid on his balding forehead and his geeky persona keeps him single, which is a shame, as he has a beautiful heart. He’d make some lonely woman out there very happy. They aren’t treated with much respect, but they still maintain a positive attitude.
The world is full of SPG’s. We love them because they are the silent, underappreciated best of what humanity has to offer each other.
Francis Butthurst Pope over 7 years ago
yeah. they’re just looking for babes and free food
aviatapattu2005 over 7 years ago
Apparently, Mrs. Fields Cookies are a favorite between mall cops . . .
Silica Gel over 7 years ago
Yet he didn’t care about Nate’s call for help earlier.
School Picture Guy over 7 years ago
I love it when I’m in the strip :D
Willywise52 Premium Member over 7 years ago
And he uses his pepper spray at the taco stand in the food court.
Godzilla2016 over 7 years ago
This is great and all but when’s prank day?
greatgoodhobbes46 over 7 years ago
change the strip guys i want a two week comic of prank day
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 7 years ago
Not a very good mall cop if all he does is guide people and eat.
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
Are the mall cops staffed by a bunch of Paul Blarts?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 7 years ago
Sooo a week of him then back to Randy? Ofc it wouldnt make sense chronologically with the comic.
jwondga over 7 years ago
I’ve always liked SPG. He has a wide variety of talents, always employed (albeit underemployed) and consistently exerts a positive attitude.
His potbelly, his Les Nessman-inspired bandaid on his balding forehead and his geeky persona keeps him single, which is a shame, as he has a beautiful heart. He’d make some lonely woman out there very happy. They aren’t treated with much respect, but they still maintain a positive attitude.
The world is full of SPG’s. We love them because they are the silent, underappreciated best of what humanity has to offer each other.
I know, because I am one of them.
Professor W over 7 years ago
He only observes the snack – not the tiniest detail
The_savage guy over 7 years ago
how did he even get the job
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
The eagle found his prey!
maggie2c almost 6 years ago
Why does school picture guy always have a band aid on his forehead?!
Matthias almost 4 years ago
of course
Commenter8888 over 2 years ago
I’m basically just visiting historical monuments of the first poll war.