Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2017

He got the green paint cheap at an After St. Patrick’s Day sale.

Will he call it The Green House?

He painted goat`s cup while he was not watching. Haha, the tea tastes like paint.

The competition will be green with envy..

Green Roof Inn just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

At least it’s a pretty color!

Just plain too many people on our little planet. Like a flea infested animal, we are killing it.

The only “green” Rat cares about is money.

Planets are like fruit, hanging on a tree. When ripe, they get visited by insects. They lay eggs, eat, use…ie, infest. Take over. Suck juices out, leave husk. Then the mature insects fly off to infest another fruit. Like Richies planning to leave the planet, after ingesting the goodies, searching for another ripe fruit to plunder and turn into progeny.“Come on, kid, there’s a hell of a good Universe next door….” (Archy and Mehitabel, c. 1920’s) It’s a one-way, non-sustainable process, like so much of human life. Abandon all hope….

My experience with hotels is that they only go green where it saves them money (less maid service, i.e. not changing sheets or towels and not cleaning rooms every day) but not in ways that would cost more, such as recycled paper products or low energy lightbulbs.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It ain’t easy being green…

Rat has some rubbish ideas. But then, I don’t think I could think of any better ones so I’ll shut up now.

xxx

How about calling it the Greendorf Hysteria?

And the restaurant will serve Soylent Green.

I like a green hotel. Red’s okay, too. But not grey. Grey is boring, like Rat’s skin….

Why not paint the hotel green on St. Patrick’s Day?

Will he give Green Stamps? Showing my age.