One time my wife slipped and fell on our porch stairs while I was at work. She had a cut on her forehead, a sprained ankle and a huge scrape down her shin. We thought her ankle might be broken, so I took her to the ER, where they asked her over and over if I had beaten her up. I’m lucky my neighbors weren’t like the Central City girls.
In all reality , Gil says Hey I have an idea , how about I bring over the star reporter of the Milford Trumpet , Double D over and you tell her what you just told me . I’m sure her story will set the record straight! Yay shout the VA s unison Ryan’s problems are solved . Thanks Coach of the Century Thorp.
Wow, so he meant to push her, accidentally smacked her with the heal of his hand resulting in: a) they don’t see or speak to each other any more, b) he had to have anger management classes, c) he had to switch schools, d) everyone at his old school knew about it, e) and he’s mentally challenged with unbearable guilt to this day.
Quite a slip there Dad; good thing it was only an accident. Imagine if he had meant it and actually used his fist. We might have the first Milford athlete ever needing to be committed.
I’m betting Gil arranges a reunion, the Von Ryan Express throws a no hitter, and DD covers…his parents’ living in a fantasy universe.
Wow! 25% more Gil Thorp today! That Ray Rice reference was a bit much as RVA peers from the top of the stairs, covertly observing Ma State Champ Coach Thor P.
As CHIPHILTON said above, the pendulum has swung way to far in one direction. Real easy for a female with an axe to grind to destroy a male’s life. With publicity of some of these fraudulent abuse cases, maybe they will tighten up the laws.
bitsy twill over 7 years ago
P4: Two fuzzy caterpillars on a collision course with destiny.
chiphilton over 7 years ago
Did Alyssa end up with a black eye or bruises on her face? How does anyone know anything happened?
chiphilton over 7 years ago
One time my wife slipped and fell on our porch stairs while I was at work. She had a cut on her forehead, a sprained ankle and a huge scrape down her shin. We thought her ankle might be broken, so I took her to the ER, where they asked her over and over if I had beaten her up. I’m lucky my neighbors weren’t like the Central City girls.
Mr Reality over 7 years ago
In all reality , Gil says Hey I have an idea , how about I bring over the star reporter of the Milford Trumpet , Double D over and you tell her what you just told me . I’m sure her story will set the record straight! Yay shout the VA s unison Ryan’s problems are solved . Thanks Coach of the Century Thorp.
TheBrownStarfish over 7 years ago
So let me get this straight. Did he try to push her or did he succeed?
Mr. Van Awkward pledges allegiance to Gil as the ants gather in P2.
Mrs. Van Awkward adjusts her wig while recalling the awful details.
It looks like Mr. Van Awkward would like to give those girls a little Ray Rice treatment himself.
So to recap, the only Milford student that hit anyone from Central City is Menzie.
miffedmax over 7 years ago
That is some amazing alliteration in P3.
twainreader over 7 years ago
See, Alysson was dressed up in a pickle costume and Ryan, uh, pushed her…oops wrong plot line.
twainreader over 7 years ago
Wow, so he meant to push her, accidentally smacked her with the heal of his hand resulting in: a) they don’t see or speak to each other any more, b) he had to have anger management classes, c) he had to switch schools, d) everyone at his old school knew about it, e) and he’s mentally challenged with unbearable guilt to this day.
Quite a slip there Dad; good thing it was only an accident. Imagine if he had meant it and actually used his fist. We might have the first Milford athlete ever needing to be committed.
I’m betting Gil arranges a reunion, the Von Ryan Express throws a no hitter, and DD covers…his parents’ living in a fantasy universe.
bearwku82 over 7 years ago
Wow! 25% more Gil Thorp today! That Ray Rice reference was a bit much as RVA peers from the top of the stairs, covertly observing Ma State Champ Coach Thor P.
A R V reader over 7 years ago
Using Ray Rice as an example is kind of harsh, it’s not like Ryan dragged Alyssa across the elevator.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 7 years ago
As CHIPHILTON said above, the pendulum has swung way to far in one direction. Real easy for a female with an axe to grind to destroy a male’s life. With publicity of some of these fraudulent abuse cases, maybe they will tighten up the laws.
tcar-1 over 7 years ago
Didn’t get to read yesterday and just now seeing this. How did all of you miss the obvious ‘butt head’ hair do in panel three?