Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 22, 2017

In my experience, they usually show up when you don’t have a camera.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that you use a camera even worse than that to capture fantastic shots of the descendants of the ancient aliens when they finally reach earth…

If you don’t see any UFOs, there’s always Bigfoot.

In the 1990s comedy show The Edge, there was a sketch about a family living in a trailer who were constantly encountering things like Bigfoot and UFOs, and the pictures they took to send to the “National Unquirer” were always blurry.

In the next episode Horace is running a slideshow for the audience and 1 second he sees a real Unidentified Flying Object before a rotten tomato hits his forehead.

I know the Bigfoot photos are blurry to keep picture viewers from seeing the zipper on Bigfoot’s back

You cannot observe things beyond the ordinary when you are mired in the ordinary. Reality is a fragile thing, easily shattered without a common frame of reference to confine it to mundane conformity.