Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 03, 2010

Hmmm. Was that first deal actually “signed, sealed, and delivered”? I think he’s suckering our little green witch!

Does the lemon law apply here?

He won’t be in business long.

Now that’s salesmanship at it’s best!

I don’t think she actually paid him, either. :)))

He zapped your set Broomie. You know what to do.

If he tries to collect, she can have him charged with destruction of property.

Let’s get this straight. You say this is a superior item but you want me to buy protection in case it breaks? I thought you said superior?

Broomie, I love you. Can I have your lock of hair.

First, she didn’t pay him yet. Second, it didn’t leave the store yet. Third, of course, he did it, so he is a criminal and gets to go to jail. Fourth, he did it to the wrong witch - can’t wait to see what Broomie does to him.

You had to ask, Broomie, didn’t you?

I think the electromagnetic pulse from Broomie’s zap would fry every TV in the store.

extended warranty? what about the new purchase warranty?

He will indeed be charged, Coyoty – with 50,000 volts!