Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 03, 2010

What he said didn’t ring true.

Maybe he just didn’t know and was stumped about it.

He? I thought only women lied about their age.

Maybe should have checked his collar…….

Perhaps he was just indeciduous. He might have been one of those who like to go against the grain to get to the root of his problem. Or, maybe he just wasn’t very poplar and was guilty of high treesin. Do you think his favorite singer was Woody Guthrie? I know these jokes are sappy, but it’s the best I could do on a Sunday morning.

Yule have done enough. Leaf the rest to us.

Man,…You punsters are terrible (terrific) I wish I could do that, but one has to get to the root of the matter to do so. See, I told you I couldn”t do it.

Maybe se just SAWED the error of his ways.

I was going to leaf well enough alone but I’ll go out on a limb and bet that you run out of puns soon.

This tree’s bark was definitley not worse than the lumberjack’s bite!

Too bad he didn’t live to ring in a new year.

How many rings would it take to be a senior citizen

Time to log out

Oaky, next time wood you guys leaf me a couple of puns? Elm just going to pine away until I cedar light.