Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 06, 2017

Quite clearly he has overestimated Mom’s gullibility.

At least C. didn’t answer.

Next time, don’t mention cookies.

You don’t really want him to answer that question, do you, Mom?

Yes, guard the cookies!!

Mom has no sense of humor.

On a scale of 1 to 10???

Children (especially teens) think they are smarter than their parents . . . why?

Calvin would later apply his skills in lying to a long career in politics.

Never underestimate your opponent, Calvin.

Mom should visit the aliens. But first put the cookies where Calvin can’t reach them—just a precaution.

That’s exactly what he’s trying to find out, Mom…“The raptors are testing the fences…”

I’ve got to tr this XD

“Um, you did give birth to me, Mom….”

Just about dumb enough to put that question to Calvin and still think it’s rhetorical.

“She’s not buying this”

Wow. Aren’t you clever? LOL.

xxx

Calvin, the ancient astronaut theorist…

“uhh…just dumb enough?”. And that’s when the spanking started.

I know this is no good but I can’t even see the comic. It is a friggin BLANK page

Whoops—thought I commented here earlier …

Nice try, Calvin, but you’re gonna have to work a little harder to pull one over on Mom.

Made me smile, though.