Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 27, 2017

At moments like these, the good doctor wishes he had listened to his mother and specialized in ophthalmology.

Did Calvin really call his doctor a “Maggot from Mars”?

Zog is where many disgusting BEMs live. And bother the great Spaceman Spiff.

Where is mom? I’m not sure when in my childhood my mother stopped going into the exam room with me, but it certainly wasn’t when I was 6. She should be there to put the clamps on the kid.

I had a friend with a pathological fear of shots. One day, she escaped and ran down the hall of the hospital and had to be tackled by an orderly.

The dankest of dungeons! Whatever that means. Apparently it’s the new slang that I don’t understand.

patients have rights. physicians should have equal rights. refuse to treat him. problem solved. cancel afternoon appointments and have a liquid lunch.

Where is that darned anesthesiologist the doctor called for?

Nothing wrong with Spiff that a good, swift escape ship won’t help.

Where’s his mother? Don’t they usually accompany kids in the exam room? I know my mother did with me…

Okay, how did he qualify as the King of Planet Zog if he was born on Mars? ;)

Cringy and Weird Custom Comic that I created just to finish off the season

https://ibb.co/eLH675

I’ve uploaded my thirtieth Custom Comic! I have here all the links to “Season 3” of my Custom Comics.

Big White Teeth: https://ibb.co/hOmCLF

Screwup: https://ibb.co/bVdQqF

Snoring: https://ibb.co/fos6h5

Heavy Fur Coat: https://ibb.co/g3xiUk

Calvin’s Cost: https://ibb.co/ddUg0Q

Wordless: https://ibb.co/jmi7aQ

Smirky Face: https://ibb.co/iD30ek

Dull Boring Life: https://ibb.co/dCjcS5

Room Service: https://ibb.co/hanNek

Cringy and Weird (Today’s): https://ibb.co/eLH675

What’s your favourite, out of this season? Leave it in a reply!

Mom should be there with Calvin to control him. Makes doctor’s exam too long with Calvin’s active imagination.

Nobody else picked up on the last panel. The Doctor is a Hippocratic Hypocrite.

I’m sure some doctors must hate their jobs because patients can be so bloody rude.

Doctors should be treated with respect. We would be doomed without them after all.

xxx