Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 16, 2017

Cue Dafne calling up Marty Moon asking if he would like a big story

What on earth is going on with Mimi’s head in P3? It’s like she’s suddenly got a conjoined twin.

Well, I called one right yesterday…she quit. Is this Gil Thorp above or a Viagra ad? Call your doctor for a storyline lasting more than four months…and what a romantic thing Mimi says just as they are about to kiss. No wonder Gil is hitting the Hoo in P2.

Nothing says a Viagra moment like watching a womans track meet on TV!

In all reality , P 4 Mimi says Now Kiss Me You Fool ,Ravage Me. Gil replies I’m Going to Rock Your World , Babe !

P1- Chris Rizk spiked it? Like the Bailey’s in her coffee? Alleged Chinese eyes. P2- Hoo are you? P3- Bitsy’s right. Twin Double D cups on Mimi’s noggin’.

Does this mean this story has quit too? Good…..

What about the story about Paul being dead?

Mimi is so pleased about Double D finally being able to complete a full practice that Gil might just get some tonight.

It was a baseball game when Gil turned it on, but a track meet broke out.

Nostril Damn Us Predicts: Free of editorial restraints, DD goes on Social Media with her unsubstantiated story and the fun begins. Calling Dr. Fine, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…

P2 Obviously not as fixated on drawing feet as he is hands.

I notice the ThorP’s have gone to drinking imported IPA’s. Aren’t they normally red wine drinkers or poolside margaritas with Pedro?

Whatever happened to the Track guys?