F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 05, 2017

decisions, decisions

As long as they don’t offer ‘leaded’ or ‘unleaded’.

Tap water here used to have pulp. You’d fill up a bottle and stick it in the fridge, and a couple of hours later there would be all this white fuzzy stuff at the bottom.

Still, I suppose it’s better than that alternate Earth they once visited on “Sliders”, where the choice offered by the waiter was “white or brown?”

I think I’d rather have a beer, thanks.

I miss Flint.

Gluten Free?

We are promoting a new summer cholera, typhoid, and polio blend.

“Well, let’s see … we’re in Flint, Michigan … Better make it pulp-free.”