FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 02, 2017

I got an idea for your strip, Mr. Amend:Jason is playing video games. Andy: Jason, why don’t you take a break from vgames for a while and read a book.Jason: A book? Andy: Yeah. Books increase your imagination.Try the Lord if the Rings, for instance. Jason: The LOTR? Oh, yeah, Batman interrupts that one! Andy: I think you’ve been playing too much lego dimensions jason.feel free to use that. maybe reword it to make it longer/shorter

how pounds of ground beef would it take to make…. {inhaling deeply} one thousand seven hundred seventy-six ¼-lb. hamburger patties? [whew}

Tell him he can have 1.776 burgers. And tell him that these are going to be quinoa tofu spinach burgers.

Tell him he can do his own personalization of his burger.

Blue condiments?

Peter tanks at sports, drives like Mario Andretti, and eats like J. Wellington Wimpy.

I think that Peter is going to be severely disappointed.

Peter does realize that he is asking for 1776 of Roger’s burgers, right?

I knew as soon as he asked that Peter meant the number of burgers.

Noticed how the notable founding father looked a bit miffed..

Blue condiments?

blue condiments?

Well, they used to make green ketchup for fun, so I suppose that they could mix up a blue condiment. (Surprised that no one’s thought of that; there’s so many patriotic-colored foods and drinks now.)