Ay-yi-yi. Gluten is in wheat, barley, and rye. It would depend on how the crow was prepared. If the crow is one of the black birds baked in a pie, it probably isn’t gluten free. If it’s chicken-fried crow, it’s probably been doused in flour first.If it’s crow Wellington, it will be covered in bread. Also, even if it’s barbecued, you would have to check the ingredients in the marinade, rub, or sauce. Please find a new go-to punchline. The gluten-free one is old and tired.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Yes, like your brain.
KenseidenXL over 7 years ago
Unless you have Celiac’s Disease, you do NOT have “gluten intolerance”, you’re just neurotic assholes.
Pocosdad over 7 years ago
Cannibals!
rshive over 7 years ago
Crows may be distant cousins.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 7 years ago
With “crow” you need all the flavor you can get.. don’t remove the gluten.
halvincobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ay-yi-yi. Gluten is in wheat, barley, and rye. It would depend on how the crow was prepared. If the crow is one of the black birds baked in a pie, it probably isn’t gluten free. If it’s chicken-fried crow, it’s probably been doused in flour first.If it’s crow Wellington, it will be covered in bread. Also, even if it’s barbecued, you would have to check the ingredients in the marinade, rub, or sauce. Please find a new go-to punchline. The gluten-free one is old and tired.
Linguist over 7 years ago
I rather suspect that the word “crow” had an alternative noun which could have been used…but since this is a family strip….
JanLC over 7 years ago
I didn’t know Celiac’s disease was transmittable cross-species. It’s really the only reason to eat gluten-free.