Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2017

I heard of a grocer who had a thumb that weighed a pound and a half.

You might think nobody tares…

but County Weights and Measures does.

and if you don’t set it to zero,

they’ll certainly weigh in.

If this thing catches on, then the tare-ists have won!

I don’t tare anymore.

the chefs are on a tare again…

S…taring contest.

I need a cooler name- like Grog.

War on tare