Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2017

Try being the dart board. Not only will it increase your heart rate and make you breath harder, it will also improve your reflexes.

If anyone creates a video-game version of darts, people will start dying from sheer inactivity.

But the 12Oz. curls should help SOME!

Darts at a tavern sounds like Andy Capp’s sport than football/soccer.

Is that his trainer? No wonder he’s not breathing hard.

“Sports” like bowling and golf and chess.

Where’s a big bad wolf when ya need one?

I get winded when I RUN to the restroom during commercials.

He needs to use heavier darts.

The sports channels in my cable package show poker games from time to time. By comparison a dart game is almost like running a 10k race.

that’s why darts is the most appealing sport ever invented, you play it in a pub!

Pastis face should be on the dartboard

I see Pig is using the proper aiming fluid/elbow grease.

Pig should avoid sports. I think they should be a little on the “porky” side.

Seen a lot a fat guys work up a sweat bowling….

‘Av another pint, mate, and ye’ll soon be breathin’ hard enough!

He would be if he had to continually pull my hardest throws out of the board.

Darts? That’s more of a game than a sport. Nowadays, there are magnetic darts that stick to the dartboard, so you don’t have to worry about tiny holes in the wall.