Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 21, 2017

Aaaaaaaand the winner of today’s punch-line is drum-roll Coyoty!

Don’t tell me all these vintage furniture you got here are your ancestors…

Cue theme song from Mahogany. “Do you know where you going to?”

While I find these tree puns to be great, others may think it’s knot funny.

A tisket a tasket, they made him into a casket.

And they fill the coffin and get a twofer

We’re all barking up the wrong tree.

Don’t touch the casket, our dearly departed leader was something of a sap.

He must have been big and wide because there wouldn’t be enough wood to make the top much less an entire coffin.

It’s a zen thing.

They use coconut oil as a preservative. They call it empalming fluid.

I would have gone for the Viking funeral.