True fact – walnut trees emit a chemical called juglone that acts as a natural herbicide to prevent other plants from growing underneath them and taking some of the water and fertilizer. There are whole gardening articles dedicated to “what you can grow in the juglone zone”. So yes, it probably was the walnut tree!
Tigressy over 7 years ago
Let Cliff do the interrogation of the suspect’s offspring!
He will crack them for sure!
Argythree over 7 years ago
I’m starting to develop an allergy to nuts…
x_Tech over 7 years ago
Profiling nut bearing trees goes against the grain.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Say, weren’t some of those jokes used yesterday by us?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
It was Professor Plumtree, with the candlestick, in the woodshop.
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
The killer is hiding among the visitors. They can’t see the tree for the forest.
cdward over 7 years ago
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it was herbicide.
Gent over 7 years ago
“If a tree falls in a forest planet and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
Dkram over 7 years ago
So, what do they do now that their leader has been planted?
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MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
The elm looks suspicious. Slippery
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
But I think they should leave this to the professionals. Call the detective branch.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
There are a lot of nuts out there…
some dangerous splinter groups….
but no one roots them out.
The AuthoriTrees just gather clues and phylum away…
while we pine for the fallen.
And then there’s the possibility of robbery…
What was dug up on that?
I mean, did anybody even count his rings?
I’m so sycamore ineptitude!
Tigressy over 7 years ago
He always wanted a family. Now he’s got crazy squirrels.
Nuliajuk over 7 years ago
True fact – walnut trees emit a chemical called juglone that acts as a natural herbicide to prevent other plants from growing underneath them and taking some of the water and fertilizer. There are whole gardening articles dedicated to “what you can grow in the juglone zone”. So yes, it probably was the walnut tree!
Daeder over 7 years ago
Was there any bad sap between him and the walnut?
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Time to branch off to a new story…
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 7 years ago
I wonder what Twiggy would think about all this?
gantech over 7 years ago
He planted the seed of the idea.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Poor guy was beaten to a pulp; has anyone snooped about the local newspaper office (The Daily Soylent Green)