F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 12, 2017

there MUST be a plus side to this somewhere

Ironically, wind chimes are not classed as a “wind” instrument.

Ask him to play “Jingle Bells”.

But then, it would be a shame to let all those hours spent in wind chime class go to waste.

A new form of lazy.

There is such a percussion instrument. They hang in a straight line and are played with a metal rod sliding along them. They are the little brother of Tubular Bells.

The wind does play the wind chimes, but never at the right time in an orchestra. It takes a well trained musician to blow on them when the conductor says to.

hope he doesn’t fall down and break the wind chimes…

I am rather good a playing the Aeoloian Harp.