That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 05, 2017

Damn! I was hoping for a pearl!

If you speak Spanish, this is doubly funny, as the term “clam” is sometimes used to refer to a lady’s…um…yoohoo.

I knew that stork myth was a load of crap.

The kid’s name is Rockefeller.

Recall Notice: Infant Clam Beds need to be steamed for 10 minutes just to open them.

After I close it up, I can then get a good night’s sleep.

Well this isn’t the shirt I ordered!

When Mother of Pearl Became Mother of Earl.

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Herbert_James_Draper,_A_Water_Baby.jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.victorianweb.org/victorian/painting/draper/index.html

has info about the artist.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1722 (June 4, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

Mommy needs you to wake up and (Mooo) eat.

The world is his oyster !

“Since I have no imagination, I believe I’ll name you ‘Pearl’”.

liquid version of birth of Christ

Birth of Venus, take 2!

poor kid looks like he’s feeling clammy…