Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 21, 2017

I prefer pan fried.

It’s the Southern Baptist equivalent of what Chicken Soup for the Soul was for Jews.

…and belly.

Plump breasts…Tender juicy thighs…The Colonel is gonna save us all…

Now that I live south of the Mason-Dixon line, I have a close up look at southern cooking and wonder why we ever fought the Civil War. Given enough time, the entire Confederacy would have succumbed to coronary disease.

or they could have been taken out in a giant raid at a buffet.

He enjoys the fowl language.

I’d definitely buy that book. lol

Is that KFC?

There is a companion book, Waffles for the Mind.