Which leads to the cartoon about the guy who did NOT bail out—
Key to Emergency Medical, several IVs running full open as the remains of his clothing being cut off him the burglar gasps for breath but keeps talking— “Chihuahua. It was a chihuahua, a miserable little yappying noisy excuse for a dog. Nobody ever told me they could bite like that. Nobody.” The burglar passes out and the heart monitor goes to a flat line. An MD grabs the paddles and yells: “Everybody clear! Everybody clear!”
The shock works and a weak heartbeat displays on the monitor. The MD looks at the crew and starts trying to slow down the bleeding.
“And no one talks to him about any of this. Nobody, nothing, got it. Two more units of blood, STAT! (pause) Not my fault he didn’t notice the two Dobermans behind the couch.”
finkd about 7 years ago
Don’t be afraid, he’s just a lap dog.
bossyheifer about 7 years ago
Brilliant!
Perkycat about 7 years ago
HaHa! Love it!
colcam about 7 years ago
Which leads to the cartoon about the guy who did NOT bail out—
Key to Emergency Medical, several IVs running full open as the remains of his clothing being cut off him the burglar gasps for breath but keeps talking— “Chihuahua. It was a chihuahua, a miserable little yappying noisy excuse for a dog. Nobody ever told me they could bite like that. Nobody.” The burglar passes out and the heart monitor goes to a flat line. An MD grabs the paddles and yells: “Everybody clear! Everybody clear!”
The shock works and a weak heartbeat displays on the monitor. The MD looks at the crew and starts trying to slow down the bleeding.
“And no one talks to him about any of this. Nobody, nothing, got it. Two more units of blood, STAT! (pause) Not my fault he didn’t notice the two Dobermans behind the couch.”
pschearer Premium Member about 7 years ago
Old security trick: put the hugest water-bowl and chew-toy you can find on the porch.