New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 09, 2017

I don’t accept your apology.

Silly Party

How many votes did Baldrick get?

I see. The Silly Party garnered a majority. Well done.

Tell me … how did you manage to form a coalition with the Extremely Silly Party?

The Slightly Silly Party just didn’t catch the mood of the electorate.

Wait a sec, wasn’t he buddies with Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- Schplenden- Schlitter- Crasscrenbon- Fried- Digger- Dingle- Dangle- Dongle- Dungle- Burstein- von- Knacker- Thrasher- Apple- Banger- Horowitz- Ticolensic- Grander- Knotty- Spelltinkle- Grandlich- Grumblemeyer- Spelterwasser- Kurstlich- Himbleeisen- Bahnwagen- Gutenabend- Bitte- ein- Nürnburger- Bratwustle- Gerspurten- Mitz- Weimache- Luber- Hundsfut- Gumberaber- Shönedanker- Kalbsfleisch- Mittler- Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Or was that Brian? I get them confused all the time.

they should have elected Jeremy Clarkson! He knows all about “POWER!!!”

“Can I just butt in and say here that it’s probably the last time I shall ever appear on television.”

“No I’m afraid you can’t, we haven’t got time. Just to bring you up to date with a few results, er, that you may have missed. Engelbert Humperdinck has taken Barrow-in-Furness, that’s a gain from Ann Haydon-Jones and her husband Pip. Arthur Negus has held Bristols. That’s not a result, that’s a bit of gossip. Er…Mary Whitehouse has just taken umbrage. Could it be a bit of trouble there. And apparently Wales is not swinging at all. No surprise there. And…Monty Python has held the credits.”

In Great Britain, a coalition government is called A Confederacy of Dunces !

Not that far off.