Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 27, 2017

Good. This will be the party where the domestic abuser stops the shot putter from pushing DD around. We’ll be golfing by Monday.

Tarmac in panel three???

Kind of odd to invite those girls over when Dafne doesn’t even know Jimmy the shot putter’s last name.

In all reality , who remembers the My parents won’t be home why don’t you come over with a friend get togethers ? How did they turn out ?

Did Marjie Ducey ever file her pre-season report on the Mudlark 9? Maybe she was terminated after getting scooped by a novice at The Trumpet.

Anyone else care to speculate that RVA comes over and starts throwing some heat around sans baseballs?

You better hope those ants on the bench are slow movers, too, Bestie or you’ll have ants in your pants and you’ll need to dance.

Watch what you say, Bestie. I hear Jimmy The Shot Putter’s dad is the head of the Milford Mob. Be careful or you’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes.

Gary (The Hurdler) Meola’s parents are out tonight. Could a scene from Animal House be next up?

P2..they are saying “does Daffy ever go anywhere without what’s-her-name as her wingman?…”

Has Mopped Up Thorp been discontinued?

Well now that Wilbur Floppenheimer has discover my side business of putting up YouTube instructional videos, I may as well share this. Every morning I watch this video to pump me up for the day. Always brings a tear to my eye, but also puts a spring in my step.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z701LwPEc8U

Daffy D must have read all the comments about her weight yesterday, considering she’s throwing out a burger with only one bite taken out of it.