Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 06, 2017

This joke is usually done with unicorns.

Dang! I always wanted to see one of those.

Those are unicorns. Since they didn’t make it, we’ve been confused about them all along.

I’ve never heard about unihorns.

Thank goodness.

we’ve seen green alligators

and long necked geese

Some humpty backed camels

and some chimpanzees………..

Two Roosters?

Noah should have “involuntarily off-boarded” the mosquitoes and let these two on.

I see Ralph and Rhonda at the end. They unknowingly inspired the biblical verse: “Thus the last shall be first, and the first last.”

This could be a fun story arc- Ralph’s ancestors throughout history.

Actually, I think the unicorns were in line behind these…whatever-they-ares.