Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2017

This is my first time seeing this strip, my local newspaper has switched comic suppliers.If HEAVENLY NOSTRILS has any nostrils to spare, send them to FAMILY CIRCUS, with the four melon headed, morbidly obese, uninostriled creatures they call children.

Yet I know for a fact that the shield that protects from sunburn is still the kind that must be rubbed on. It’s more powerful than any human sunscreen, sure, but it’s still not just a wave of the horn.

That makes the second strip I’ve read about urination (not that I’m complaining). The other is today’s B.C..

“Does it feel like the water just got warmer all of a sudden?”

Teenagers pee in the pool as well. Just ask the Loud Sisters. but then again, I doubt they would admit it.

The fact that Marigold’s sister is at the same place Dakota has invited Phoebe to be is a good sign that it’s not a prank.

Lets not forget Fecal Incidents.

Oh my goodness I’m finally caught up and there’s a new story happening.

Still think it’s a trap. Run, Phoebe!

That’s why there is chlorine in the pool. And that’s not the worst thing thing that end up in pools. Birds will drop their loads, as well.

Blart

Can I have that shield placed on me, too!!?