Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 02, 2017

Level Five: “Abandon Ship!” sirens

Level 7: Quiet. Absolute quiet.

Level 9: Wait, why do you look like zombies…

1) Flower vase broken

2) Science project gone wrong

3) Science project gone terribly wrong

4) Someone found out about 2) and 3)

Mom, are your affairs in order?

Level 10; “Mom, why does the Science officer now have a beard?”

Missed the point, ask for your money back.

Thank God I’m still a bachelor…oh, wait a minute…that just means I have more kids than any of you…blast it!