Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 14, 2017

This volcano is dormant. Sweet job on the sign though @signman.

“So I was pretending to like this guy whose friend was pretending to like my bestie, and when her feelings got hurt, I got so mad that I shoved the first guy into a cabinet door and he got a black eye. So now we’re BOTH rage-filled abusers! Wanna grab a milkshake?”

Fin.

Most likely Bitsy (we hope). But maybe it’s Alyssa?

Still suprised HS baseball is still going on! Long time ago, Gil used to have a plane for summer vacation, than he spent summers at the MILFord CC, now it appears it’s down to rasslin and baseball.

I have to give GilPa credit. His teams are consistent perennial contenders in The Valley, dealing with soap opera drama EVERY season. Handsome Irishman, smart a** gymnast, peacocks, QB driving to Hawaii, former girlfriend turned conniving hussy. I don’t think we have enjoyed a Summer plot since Herk & Beau Dandy locked up in the ring for the fundraiser. Let’s have Senior Night, give out the signed Gil & Kaz baseballs to Ortiz, Granger, BKB, etc., and hit the showers.

Why is the catcher wearing a welder’s mask?

P-3: If that’s DD’s hand, she’s really retaining water. If it’s Ms. Rizk, we’ll all have better comments tomorrow.

P-2: Gil’s teams are joining the lexicon: wait a second, in a second, hold on a second, Milford.

I think it’s Alyssa.