Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 11, 2017

But Ryan’s story is that he accidentally made contact when he pushed his girlfriend out of the way, not that he lost control and slugged her.

What sort of ham handed moralization is going on here? My head hurts. Let’s get to summer golf.

P1, Thing is angry at Double D and she seems alarmed.

P2, The ants begin to gather to take in the new “M” screen saver. Nice way to repurpose those tattoos from a few years back. I’ve never seen a talking adding machine before. Is Ms. Rizk legally blind?

P3, Reminded you to punch Jimmy (The Shot Putter) in the eye?

In all reality , Does anybody care anymore about Double D’s anger management issues ?

Even the computers are going to sleep.

P1- F.I.S.T.. Maybe a Quinn Martin Production. Tonight’s episode…Ball of Hate. P2- Speed Racer and his powerful Mach 5 have taken over Milford’s under utilized IT capabilities. P3- Fist Pump Clan makes a triumphant appearance.

Today’s special guest star in Bear’s “QM” production is “Thing” as “The Black Power Salute” in panel one .

Just noticed Max Smart also appears in a “speaking role only” as whatever that talking item is on the desk in panel one. I really can’t figure out what that is. Not that I’d ever knock the artwork or anything like that.

Ms. Rizk appears to have four fingers. Is she related to the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

BIFF1969 should be writing this.

Ms. Rizk giving her a “Why, I oughta…” in P1.

Time for another article, this time dealing with newspaper advisor lady’s attempted punching of a student! And speaking of attempts, today’s attempt at humor from Mopped Up Thorp is online:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

She still really doesn’t get it, but at least she’ll back off Ryan.