Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 11, 2017

Jerkface!?! LoL… Welcome to real relationships 101. My spousal unit says similar endearments when she perceives I have crossed over from Mr Nice-guy-glad-she-let-me-drag-her-off-to-the-alter, into being an A** (or the other pejorative related to male anatomy). communicate, cooperate, adapt, and overcome.

Ms Lay, your own original ideas are much better. Cut down on the web. ;-)

I think it’s more like “tastes like the zip-loc bag stuck between the tomatoes and bottom slice of bread.” Zip-loc bags taste like despair, too.

He’s big enough to make his own sandwich.

Somebody’s off the meds.