Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 08, 2017

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    chiphilton  over 7 years ago

    We’re used to Dafne’s face morphing, but now she’s packed on about 40 pounds of muscle between practice and the evening. Her legs in p2 would make “Stumpy” an appropriate nickname.

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    wmac8898  over 7 years ago

    Practice? We’re talking about practice?…

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    Lukebunkin   over 7 years ago

    In the real world it’s July and the last edition of the trumpet is still on the mimiograph machine. Two -a-days should start real soon.

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    Mr Reality  over 7 years ago

    In all reality , what a great sales person Double D Double Wide will make based on P 3 unless Ms Risky that much of a pushover .

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 7 years ago

    P1, Luckily for Double D, the right field fence is only 10 feet away so the runner will likely get thrown out a second.

    P2, I thought Double D was a softball player/journalist. Why does she have last year’s star tight end’s old soccer ball in her room. Hmmmm.

    Double D, desperate to get a journalism scholarship after her softball career crashed and burned in practice, decides to attempt to get back on the newspaper with her story about her experience in wood shop where she accidentally lopped off half of her left index finger. Could a Nobel be in her future?

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    bearwku82  over 7 years ago

    P1- EDCHS (Exploding Derek Chance Hair Syndrome), marginal obtuse fielding stance and that softball looks angry as it jettisons from Dafne’s mitt. P2- Ants are in formation to pinch Double D. P3- As Cat Stevens plays on WMFD, Chris Riz K where her Peace Train coffee mug is.

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    beymly  over 7 years ago

    I am unable to get Mopped Up Thorpe anymore, but the comments on this page are every bit as entertaining.

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    miffedmax  over 7 years ago

    “I have something I want you to read.” It’s in this shredded envelope.

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    gzitver  over 7 years ago

    Is that cat-like doll wearing a skull-and-crossbones t-shirt?

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    twainreader  over 7 years ago

    P-1: DD still has trouble handling balls.

    P-2: DD discovers that lying your hand on the keyboard doesn’t help in your search attempts

    P-3: See just like 1000 monkeys typing for a century I came up with a coherent sentence

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    Mopman  over 7 years ago

    Possibility – she wrote an article about jumping to conclusions, getting both sides of the story, after realizing she could have been falsely vilified for beating up Jimmy? She learned her lesson, time to end the story after a couple of meaningless end of the season baseball/softball games? If so, that’s one lame resolution.

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    twainreader  over 7 years ago

    He also was confused about carving on whale teeth. He was only able to do scripture never scrimshaw.

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    twainreader  over 7 years ago

    Scrim Shaw was no relation to George B.

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