Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 28, 2017

This will shorten the dictionary definition of “aliens”.

Ok, I know that to make a comic point a little visual “short hand” might be needed..,

but the “aliens” around here, legal or not, look like you and me,

though in my case, they’re usually a bit darker-skinned or Asian-looking.

Whether they buy their clothes in the mall or at Walmart,

they don’t show up at work costumed as stereotypes in a 1940’s cartoon.

Some folks wouldn’t know an alien from Uranus.

Quick! Someone inform presiCAN’T Orange!

I’ve got a feeling that this would be a lot safer way to enter than placing your life and fortune in the hands of the coyotes and trekking through the desert for days….

You’d just have to call UFOR ( the alien replacement for UBER ) for a space taxi.

Illegal immigration began in 1492.

It is interesting how much of the southern United States, originally was Spanish speaking, and then along came those alien “Anglos”, from St. Augustine to Pueblo de Los Angeles.

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