Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2017

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He’s probably a pervert too.

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    Abrus80  over 7 years ago

    Well, if he’s a sweet lemon, he probably also is lacking in depth, and comes off as a little flat and insipid. (you’ll get it if you have ever tasted an actual sweet lemon)

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    He does have some a peel.

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    Ontman  over 7 years ago

    He’s got a zest for life.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    He’ll never be anybody’s main squeeze.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Forget ‘em, buddy. They’re just a seedy old bunch of tarts anyway.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    He digs the limelight.

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    CoffeeMom  over 7 years ago

    They only date limes.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    But just wait till you’re in a tight squeeze. It’s the sweet guys who will come to your ade.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Led Zepplin: The Lemon Song

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Two fisted drinker?

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    His name is Meyer.

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Lemon tree oh so pretty….

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    Actually, he’s in the market for a real peach.

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    the one on the right’s a real sourpuss… she seems to have soured on him… look how she’s giving him a sour look…

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