I’m sixty years old, and I have never smoked. Yet doctors routinely ask me if I do. So I have started telling them that I’m thinking of taking it up so I can be one of the cool kids.
One of my (college) students said he started smoking so he would look older. I told him that I had quit, to look younger! Not exactly true; I hadn’t really smoked, but hoped for the effect.
One time my mother went to her expert at the nursery to ask about one of her hanging plants, the one above my stepfather’s recliner, which had started looking a little dry and brown. The expert asked if she’d recently had a smoker visiting or spending a lot of time there, and she said no, in fact her husband had just had to quit smoking under his doctor’s strict order.
“That’s it!” said the person from the nursery. “The plant is addicted to your husband’s secondhand smoke and is now going through nicotine withdrawal.”
This may sound like one-up-man-ship, but it’s not intended too. I started smoking at 18 while in the U>S> Navy, and quit for the nth time at 4-packs-a-day at age 60. Today at age 85, I too have medical problems — heart, bladder, lungs …
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
That is one powerful figment of Mike’s imagination.
Argythree over 7 years ago
Still don’t get why Mike sleeps with his glasses on…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’m sixty years old, and I have never smoked. Yet doctors routinely ask me if I do. So I have started telling them that I’m thinking of taking it up so I can be one of the cool kids.
wcorvi over 7 years ago
One of my (college) students said he started smoking so he would look older. I told him that I had quit, to look younger! Not exactly true; I hadn’t really smoked, but hoped for the effect.
dadoctah over 7 years ago
One time my mother went to her expert at the nursery to ask about one of her hanging plants, the one above my stepfather’s recliner, which had started looking a little dry and brown. The expert asked if she’d recently had a smoker visiting or spending a lot of time there, and she said no, in fact her husband had just had to quit smoking under his doctor’s strict order.
“That’s it!” said the person from the nursery. “The plant is addicted to your husband’s secondhand smoke and is now going through nicotine withdrawal.”
William Bednar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Seems Mr. Butts left some of his “excrement” behind?
joefearsnothing over 7 years ago
I smoked from age 13 to age 47 and quit cold turkey! That’s the good news ! Now the bad news, I am now 80 and have been diagnosed with mild COPD!
DK90 over 7 years ago
Smoking is useful for two purposes: promotes profits for the tobacco industry and helps keep the population down.
summerdog86 over 7 years ago
Now we would have Mike haunted by an E Mr. Butts. New campaign for you, Mike!
Tin Can Twidget over 7 years ago
This may sound like one-up-man-ship, but it’s not intended too. I started smoking at 18 while in the U>S> Navy, and quit for the nth time at 4-packs-a-day at age 60. Today at age 85, I too have medical problems — heart, bladder, lungs …