The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 15, 2017

Honestly, you’re just falling apart!

She can play her hand of poker now – she’s fed the kitty.

Is she one degree of separation from Kevin Bacon or Kenny Loggins? Because she has a…

I didn’t know zombies had regenerative powers.

Can you call someone sweet heart on the first date?

Duh! Did he have to ask?

I didn’t think zombies liked no-brainers.

The real zombies don’t eat.

Old joke. I saw this in MAD Magazine in the 70’s.

“I tried kickin’ the damned thing, but I missed!”

The cat may have got her tongue, but the dogs got their feet!