Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 17, 2017

That average-sized girl looks like she goes about 6-3, 195 pounds.

Old home week, huh?

And so ends the non-story arc of the baseball pitcher with no anger management issue who didn’t abuse anybody and wasn’t exposed in a story that wasn’t written for the school paper by a girl who wasn’t dating a random shot putter who was friends with a track star who did nothing.

Could that be Trey Davis and Jaquan Case?

P1, Too Tall Jones and Shaq for some unknown reason, come to watch Moose and girl play slap and tickle on the football field.

P2, Lay those things right here, baby, pants Moose.

P3, Moose looks ready to fumble the rugby ball, he’ll have to master that before moving on to the football.

I seem to recall something about fullback, but I thought Moose had his eyes on being the next star quarterback at Milford. What happened?

So, Milford, once again finishes 2nd in The Valley, Big Ken Brown quietly graduates without making anything else happen (He must have graduated by now, right?), Van Awkward doesn’t explode and might just be getting a little Double D besides, and Young Master Bader once again kept his hands to himself (Thank God.). Alrighty then.

Oh, and coach, you’ve got a big kid with anger issues, wouldn’t you maybe want to bring him out for football where he might channel some of that anger for the good of your team? C’mon, man,

In all reality , very creepy start to Summer with 2 Tall Men loaded with jail house muscles stalking 2 high school kids . Stranger Danger will be this summer’s story/lesson . However , the 2 Tall Men might just be waiting for Kaz to do a drug deal .

P1- Hah! Hah! Cameo in this Quinn Martin Production for Wynn Wiley and Cortez Beecher. Really? No Summertime fun from baseball to football? Kiss Milford CC goodbye. Heather (H.E.) Burns was a Senior, helping Moose become Milford’s 5th string QB. Did Moose even play baseball this season? No mention of him. P3- The clouds of controversy are forming over Milford Stadium.

Oh hey! 2 Tall Men are back in town! Milford’s finest synchronized twin rappers, they just finished backup for Drake on tour. Hometown heroes.

That’s not Big John Pascoe in the 3rd panel, is it?

‘’Now there’s something you don’t see everyday, Chauncey.‘’ ’’What’s that, Edgar?‘’ ’’A cheerleader on trying to play football.‘’ ’’Oh, I don’t know. Girls do crazy things lately… ’’

I thought the soccer player who only practiced football was a senior last year. Maybe her study ethics were as bad as her soccer work ethics and she had to repeat.

So, the Detroit Piston’s are looking for a new coach?

Geez….here we go again, with another idiotic story line…

No golf this summer?

Probably a gay couple seeing if Milford would be a good place for them to move with their adopted son, who happens to be a five-star linebacker, as well as the national high school three-point shooting champion.

Wait. Seriously. Saturday. That really was it? No return of the Central City sign girls? No explanation for Gary yelling at a girl because she flirted with him? Ryan’s anger problem was just nothing? The whole point was just that people can have urges to be violent, but can control them? Without anything actually violent happening, other than bumping a kid into a door that we didn’t even see happen??

Calgon, take me away!

Actually, it looks like she’s practicing hand-offs. Where’s the “pushing around”?

If the guy pushes her around, they’ll have him up on charges.

Hate to waste this one this late but is that Roman Gabriel fresh off the set of “The Undefeated” in that last panel??