Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 14, 2017

Close the door, find something you really like doing and do it. If confrontation still seems like the thing to do tomorrow, repeat above. It is considerably more fun and rewarding. Repeat when necessary.

Give ’em your very best Clint Eastwood, Garrett.

Garrett resembles some of my neighbors (not me!) on the 4th of July.

I tranquilize the one dog who has issues, and have a Banana Daq, and we sleep through the noise together. Anytime I can’t sleep, I can come down to the doggie couch. With a dog on the left and a dog on the right, I get totally relaxed and ZZZZ….

Yeah…. Garrett is this close….

honest….. he really is…

except for it being, well…. you know…. nap time.

Maybe in a couple of hours he’ll come back downstairs and then he’ll tell them all to bring it on…..

Or.. like…. tomorrow.

Yeah.

Tomorrow sounds good.

If it’s OK with Georgia.

Well, everybody but Mrs. Higglepooder. She scares him.

This will not end well for him. Squirrels are quite accurate chunking acorns.

And maybe, in an hour or two, he’ll remember what “it” he was going to invite brought on. Now. Probably not.

Garrett doesn’t drive anymore, but they still are in his parking spot.

He’s on his own.

For the most part, bunnies aren’t big on confutation.

Unless, of course, your people come from Caerbannog.

There’s a good reason that the Ballard Better Backyard Beautification Belles & Bathroom, Bedroom, and Balcony Behavior Bureau are picketing and protesting in front of Garrett’s home.

I happily to tell you the reasons for their discontent and anger with Garrett, but I fear that I would either be banned by the Overlords – or worse, incur the wrath of the 10 B’s !

But if he did, they might, so he won’t…

Now what brought that on?

Get Off My Lawn!!!