Come to One-Eyed Larry’s for all your pyrotechnic needs and desires! We have black cats, Roman Candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), and whistlin’ kitty chasers.
John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago
Come to One-Eyed Larry’s for all your pyrotechnic needs and desires! We have black cats, Roman Candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), and whistlin’ kitty chasers.
(Nod to Joe Dirt for the fireworks list.)
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
They’re selling six for the price they would charge for six instead of what they would have charged for only one.
pcolli over 7 years ago
They cost an arm and a leg.
Comics fan Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ha!
Purple-Stater Premium Member over 7 years ago
If they’re selling at the same mark-up that furniture gets, then they’re still pulling a profit.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
Ah, but five what? ☺
pam Miner over 7 years ago
sounds like they might remove your extremities , fingers, toes, arms, ect. or else they are extreme enough that they might.
Daeder over 7 years ago
All fireworks are a five finger discount if you’re careless enough!