Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 22, 2010
Transcript:
Dill: Miss Bliss, can we have a Halloween party this year? Miss Bliss: No, this year I've got a special treat! We're going on a field trip to Old McGhoulish's Haunted Farm Corn Maze and Apple Festival! Alice: Every year millions of people go in corn mazes and are never seen again! Kevin: Miss Bliss! Alice says - Miss Bliss: ALICE! They do not!
margueritem about 14 years ago
OHBOY, old McGhoulish’s Haunted Farm Corn Maze!
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
–and Apple Festival, morgueritem!
I’m not sure whether to believe Miss Bliss or Alice on this issue–I guess I’ve seen too many film iterations of Children of the Corn….
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
I entered that Maze 12 year ago and I’m still trying to get out
zipdryve about 14 years ago
Oh No! Children in the corn!
cdward about 14 years ago
Oh it’s safe - it’s Children of the CornMaze
Tancread Premium Member about 14 years ago
If you get lost you can eat the pumpkins, but they charge for that.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I never saw Children of the corn, (though I’ve seen it listed in my guide). I thought it would be too corny.
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Always the instigator, Alice!
rotts about 14 years ago
Ach du lieber! Funftuppelspammerflaggen!
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Alice could work for the Enquirer.
MisterFweem about 14 years ago
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. When will you learn that Alice the Pot Stirrer is just stirring the pot again.
notinksanymore about 14 years ago
OMG, can I come too? Please?
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
If you spend too long walking in corn mazes, your feet get maize corns.
BigSpi about 14 years ago
How about bobbing for corn in an apple maze
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
That guy makes the best mcgoulash.
ellisaana Premium Member about 14 years ago
Amazing comments today.
natashalee about 14 years ago
Flagged 5 spammers in a row! Must be some kind of record.
banderpal about 14 years ago
One time I arrived at a corn maze with 2 kids, left with none. At the time I thought they went home with their best friends, at least they showed up at home the following morning. However, the maze may have kept them overnight……
majorhiccup about 14 years ago
Whatever happened to Viola?