Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Now that was quite a twist!
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
He said with zest.
KEA over 7 years ago
jumped the shark
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”