This just gave me a bit of PTSD. It reminded me of the very last time I played golf. I was still new to the game, having only golfed about 4 times prior. We were at Haggin Oaks in Sacramento. On my very last shot, though not the last hole, I decided to stray from only using my 7 iron and decided to try my 3 wood. The ball flew like a guided missile, about a foot off the ground, and flew FOREVER…then I saw a squirrel in the middle of the fairway ahead. He/she must have heard the ball whizzing through the air and popped his head up to see what the noise was. KER-PLOOOOOEY!! Right between the eyes! When we got to that spot, the squirrel was quite dead and the ball had still traveled several yards beyond. I’ve never touched golf clubs since.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
That’s because Norman isn’t Red, squirrel. He can’t hear your thoughts.
dadoctah over 7 years ago
How’s that old joke go again?
Racehorse: “Pssst, Mister. Bet everything you have on me in the first race and you’ll clean up! The other horses have agreed to let me win!”
Person: “Holy schneikie, a talking horse!”
dtegtmeier51 over 7 years ago
This just gave me a bit of PTSD. It reminded me of the very last time I played golf. I was still new to the game, having only golfed about 4 times prior. We were at Haggin Oaks in Sacramento. On my very last shot, though not the last hole, I decided to stray from only using my 7 iron and decided to try my 3 wood. The ball flew like a guided missile, about a foot off the ground, and flew FOREVER…then I saw a squirrel in the middle of the fairway ahead. He/she must have heard the ball whizzing through the air and popped his head up to see what the noise was. KER-PLOOOOOEY!! Right between the eyes! When we got to that spot, the squirrel was quite dead and the ball had still traveled several yards beyond. I’ve never touched golf clubs since.
alondra over 7 years ago
Aww he’s cute! Take him home Norman!