“We don’t need no English grammar, what we need is birth control… Hey! Teachah! Throw us kids a bone. Humpty Dumpty’s justa—- ’nother egg on the wall…”
Back when I was in college at CSULB, we had Engineering Day. One event involved dropping an egg from the top of the five story building without having it break.
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Unfortunately his body suit wasn’t Kevlar.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
What he needed was a seatbelt.
Chief Inspector over 7 years ago
no, what he needed was bubble wrap.
Perkycat over 7 years ago
He must have been hard-boiled.
Every time I think every possible Humpty Dumpty joke has been done……………….
zippykatz over 7 years ago
“We don’t need no English grammar, what we need is birth control… Hey! Teachah! Throw us kids a bone. Humpty Dumpty’s justa—- ’nother egg on the wall…”
Charlie Tuba over 7 years ago
Back when I was in college at CSULB, we had Engineering Day. One event involved dropping an egg from the top of the five story building without having it break.
edreajr over 7 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
Nuliajuk over 7 years ago
“It was Easter, a bad time for eggs in Reading…”
The Big Over Easy, by Jasper Fforde. Highly recommended.